Look, #FOSS people, I love you dearly & the world needs you - but it's also obvious that most of you are some manner of engineer & I implore you, pretty-please, *talk to people who know about users once in a while*!!
It absolutely shouldn't be this fucking impossible to find out how to change the text of a "Text" object without Googling it.
Nobody tell me; I'm still investigating - about 15 minutes in so far, let's see how long I last.