showerthoughts
The most likely days for birthday celebrations are (presumably) 1st of March and 28th of February
Sometimes the word "alternative" should be replaced with the word "bullshit". Ex: alternative facts, alternative medicine
Edited 99d ago
Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?
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Mouse pointers with drop shadows have their visual click zones and actual ones misaligned.
Edited 148d ago
"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."
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When we're home, we want people to think we're away. When we're away we want people to think we're home.
There is probably a advance civilization out there whose battery technology would be outdated compared to ours. They just happen to found first a way to run electronics much more efficiently.
Edited 52d ago
Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.
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Edited 85d ago
"... In a final attempt to bring down my arch nemesis, weapons exhausted, I flung my watch and hit him at the back of the foot, causing him to fall.. Stunned he looked up at me and said "but my defenses were impenetrable, I was winning!", as I looked down at him, smiled slightly & said "Fool, time wounds all heels" ...."
A tiny thin knit sweater would be a chunky sweater for a mouse
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Magic is real, we just know how it works and call it technology
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